Hey there, welcome to my lair. I’m Eve Vel, the Heavy Metal Harlot. I love music, reading, playing card games, cooking, and studying a wide variety of things. I live in Boston but travel to Burlington VT and Portland ME often.

On top of being a Professional Bad Girl, I’m also a private chef. Food plays a very important role in my life and has since my childhood. I grew up preparing festive meals for the Jewish high holidays with my mom and then worked as a line cook before making the jump to private practice. Cooking is magic. Sharing food brings people together and fosters deep and intimate bonds like very few things can.

You can accurately surmise from my appearance that I place a very low value on conforming to anyone's ideas of who or what I should be. I'm a deeply sensual person. I crave authentic and intimate experiences. I love subverting societal expectations and shattering people's preconceived notions about the world. Like Rosa Luxemburg, I want to "affect people like a clap of thunder, to inflame their minds with the breadth of my vision, the strength of my conviction and the power of my expression.”

I value passion, drive, and a craving for novel experiences that borders on obsessive. I want to help you expand the scope of your wildest dreams to the limit and then chase them together.